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Funny Retirement Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
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Who cares. I'm retired  (Funny Retirement Quotes) I'm going to my happy place. Be back never  (Funny Retirement Quotes) Gone to the beach. Be back never  (Funny Retirement Quotes) Do it yourself I'm retired  (Funny Retirement Quotes) The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off  (Funny Retirement Quotes) A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job  (Funny Retirement Quotes) It is better to live rich than to die rich  (Funny Retirement Quotes) I’m retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I’m actually doing it  (Funny Retirement Quotes) I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet  (Funny Retirement Quotes) I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.  (Funny Retirement Quotes) Something pretty... that’s just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don’t worry about it.  (Funny Retirement Quotes) You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.  (Funny Retirement Quotes) It’s too many questions about what I’m going to do, why I’m retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same question, I don’t know, a thousand times.  (Funny Retirement Quotes) There is this idea that appealing to youth is the only way forward. But that is no longer the case. Youth is not everything. Now we have all the baby-boomers in their 60s, like me, who are actively engaged in life - we’re not retiring, we’re not just being put out to grass once we hit 60  (Funny Retirement Quotes)
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