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Funny Relationship Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off  (Funny Relationship Quotes) There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I have lost friends, some by death... others by sheer inability to cross the street  (Funny Relationship Quotes) If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means  (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things  (Funny Relationship Quotes) My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I don’t mind my wife having to last word. In fact I’m delighted when she reaches it  (Funny Relationship Quotes) In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don’t wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too  (Funny Relationship Quotes) A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright  (Funny Relationship Quotes) When I’m not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I’m with a woman  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn’t have one  (Funny Relationship Quotes) You’re 40 and he’s 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn’t you just adopt him?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I’m still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt  (Funny Relationship Quotes) We talk about the quality of product and service. What about the quality of our relationships and the quality of our communications and the quality of our promises to each other?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right, and the other is the husband!  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Trust is the glue of life. It’s the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It’s the foundational principle that holds all relationships  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?  (Funny Relationship Quotes)
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