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Funny Relationship Quotes

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp Picture Quote #1

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain Picture Quote #1

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it Picture Quote #1

Of course ‘we humans’ have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them Picture Quote #1

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I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don’t have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me Picture Quote #1

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher. or, as his wife would have it, an idiot Picture Quote #1

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Picture Quote #1

The first duty of love is to listen Picture Quote #1

They gave each other a smile with a future in it Picture Quote #1

The more I know about men the more I like dogs Picture Quote #1

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I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back Picture Quote #1

You never really know a man until you have divorced him Picture Quote #1

The only people who make love all the time are liars Picture Quote #1

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line Picture Quote #1

Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere Picture Quote #1

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap Picture Quote #1

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Love, honor, and negotiate Picture Quote #1

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas Picture Quote #1

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off Picture Quote #1

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments Picture Quote #1

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves Picture Quote #1

I have lost friends, some by death... others by sheer inability to cross the street Picture Quote #1

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If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices Picture Quote #1

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain Picture Quote #1

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs Picture Quote #1

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together Picture Quote #1

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things Picture Quote #1

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. (Funny Relationship Quotes) According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars. (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. (Funny Relationship Quotes) The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it. (Funny Relationship Quotes) Of course ‘we humans’ have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them. (Funny Relationship Quotes) I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don’t have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me. (Funny Relationship Quotes) He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher. or, as his wife would have it, an idiot (Funny Relationship Quotes) If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? (Funny Relationship Quotes) The first duty of love is to listen (Funny Relationship Quotes) They gave each other a smile with a future in it (Funny Relationship Quotes) The more I know about men the more I like dogs (Funny Relationship Quotes) I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back (Funny Relationship Quotes) You never really know a man until you have divorced him (Funny Relationship Quotes) The only people who make love all the time are liars (Funny Relationship Quotes) There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line (Funny Relationship Quotes) Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere (Funny Relationship Quotes) I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love, honor, and negotiate (Funny Relationship Quotes) Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas (Funny Relationship Quotes) Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off (Funny Relationship Quotes) There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments (Funny Relationship Quotes) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves (Funny Relationship Quotes) I have lost friends, some by death... others by sheer inability to cross the street (Funny Relationship Quotes) If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices (Funny Relationship Quotes) Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain (Funny Relationship Quotes) Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs (Funny Relationship Quotes) Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together (Funny Relationship Quotes) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things (Funny Relationship Quotes)

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