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Funny Relationship Quotes

When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy  (Funny Relationship Quotes) You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Women are cursed, and men are the proof  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from  (Funny Relationship Quotes) When you’re not in a relationship but you’re having relationship problems  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I always tell people it’s funny that they think I’m a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) You’re 40 and he’s 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn’t you just adopt him?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Of course ‘we humans’ have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don’t have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me.  (Funny Relationship Quotes) He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher. or, as his wife would have it, an idiot  (Funny Relationship Quotes) If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The first duty of love is to listen  (Funny Relationship Quotes) They gave each other a smile with a future in it  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The more I know about men the more I like dogs  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back  (Funny Relationship Quotes) You never really know a man until you have divorced him  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The only people who make love all the time are liars  (Funny Relationship Quotes) There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love, honor, and negotiate  (Funny Relationship Quotes)
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