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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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Together is my favorite place to be
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.  (Funny Quotes) I don’t steer towards anything. I steer towards character and truth. If it’s funny then so be it. If it’s dramatic, so be it. I just steer towards characters.  (Funny Quotes) I’m wondering if the crew [from’The Hateful Eight’] had some sort of nickname for me. I am blanking at anything truly funny, so I’ll just say, ‘No Phone Quentin’.  (Funny Quotes) I’ve dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It’s not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one.  (Funny Quotes) I’m screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I’m funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that’s appreciated by young people.  (Funny Quotes) People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I’m as sane as anyone who’s done what I’ve done in movies can be.  (Funny Quotes) I guess when I think about it, one of the things I like to dramatise, and what is sometimes funny, is someone coming unglued. I don’t consider myself someone who is making the argument that I support these choices. I just think it can be funny.  (Funny Quotes) Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That’s an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don’t want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you’d rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny now how much we look at - whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film - online, and how in the online world, you’re instantly global.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself  (Funny Quotes) It’s kind of funny, with all of the different outlets that come from acting that you could try, I would love to direct and kind of be involved in art direction, too.  (Funny Quotes) I make big objects that are simple, bright and clear, kind of ironic but hopefully funny because I love the shapes, and I get inspiration from toys and books, and I believe in art for everyone.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you’ve got all these pictures to turn into metaphors.  (Funny Quotes) It’s obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one’s art.  (Funny Quotes) Game design is a funny thing. There are people out there who are really good at it, but it’s not clear that they can teach it. It’s a very intuitive process. It’s an art.  (Funny Quotes) I’m very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in ‘Morning Glory’ with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.  (Funny Quotes) Podcasts feature comedians being as funny as they can be in a non-censored situation. It’s really akin to standup in a way. When you go see a comedian in standup, that is the most pure, unadulterated form of their art.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about my films is that you can make little piles of them. You could make little piles of the movie that were family movies, you could make a little art movie pile, you could make a little action movie pile.  (Funny Quotes) I think the funny thing about acting for me - and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way - not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it’s that important to me - is that it is an ancient healing art.  (Funny Quotes) I don’t know why we, in the art world, cannot unpack things and sort of make hybrid notions of a practice. We’re very rigid. It’s funny, though; in music, we have no problem sampling, mixing and remixing. But in the art world, why can’t we take little parts of history and mix it together?  (Funny Quotes) Some of my friends say that I only talk about myself. But it is funny: my house is covered in art but with nothing of my own, and when I’m working, I’m only thinking about what the client wants. So I don’t see it that way, but maybe it’s true. I mean, they are my friends.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because I’m so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer.  (Funny Quotes) And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I’ve never thought of it that way. I’ve always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I’ve always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.  (Funny Quotes) Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It’s a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because I think, as a general rule, that people seem to think that if you do lots of different things over the course of, like, a timeline, it means that you kind of disregard what you did before. But that’s not true of me. I still genuinely like everything I did as much as I liked it when I released it.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn’t have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.  (Funny Quotes) I had a terrible time hiring rich people. It sounds funny, but the problem is when things go wrong they can ask, ‘Why am I doing this?’ You don’t ever want anybody asking that question. You want them to say, ‘I know why I’m doing it, I need the money, let’s go’ or whatever it is that draws them.  (Funny Quotes) I can count on one hand the people who are legendary in my book, and Tom Waits is certainly right at the top. It’s funny, though: When I tell people that I like Tom’s music, it surprises them.  (Funny Quotes) Well, life is dark, isn’t it? Mostly, it’s dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.  (Funny Quotes)
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