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I turned down ‘Some Like It Hot.’ See how smart I am? I felt I couldn’t bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don’t need to compete with the wardrobe.  (Funny Quotes) Eddie Murphy is just so off-the-cuff and can make anything funny. You hope that someday you’ll acquire that skill, but maybe you’re born with that.  (Funny Quotes) I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that’s OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it’s their product and I’m the spokesperson, and I’m going to deliver.  (Funny Quotes) The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It’s got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.  (Funny Quotes) I get tired of comedies where there are a bunch of funny guys and a beautiful woman who doesn’t do anything funny. And I don’t like books where there’s a rough-and-tumble boy and a really clever, snotty girl. That’s just not my experience with teenagers.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything  (Funny Quotes) But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it’s funny enough  (Funny Quotes) Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way  (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.  (Funny Quotes) I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn’t want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.  (Funny Quotes) Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?  (Funny Quotes) My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don’t speak English.  (Funny Quotes) I’m a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.  (Funny Quotes) The real world has always been far more exciting and funny and dangerous to me than anything somebody could conjure up sitting in front of a computer.  (Funny Quotes) You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.  (Funny Quotes) Don’t you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.  (Funny Quotes) I think people will read about anything if it’s good or interesting or funny enough  (Funny Quotes) I had funny memories, too, but the music was more important to me than anything else  (Funny Quotes) If you have a character that doesn’t have anything wrong with him, there’s nothing funny about it.  (Funny Quotes) And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life.  (Funny Quotes) If I bring anything to the table, it’s the fact that not everybody realizes they’re funny. So I just point a finger.  (Funny Quotes) I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.  (Funny Quotes) But its not funny. Not to people who’ve been told they’re losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else.  (Funny Quotes) I think whatever comes natural is probably the truth, and the truth is the strongest form of anything - whether serious or funny.  (Funny Quotes) I don’t think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out ‘It’s Kind of a Funny Story’ would be premiering in Toronto.  (Funny Quotes) I tend to head for what’s amusing because a lot of things aren’t happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.  (Funny Quotes) Anything that’s really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn’t be funny, I like it.  (Funny Quotes) I like talking about subjects that aren’t funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I’ll talk about.  (Funny Quotes) I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.  (Funny Quotes)
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