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When I’m at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It’s quite funny.  (Funny Quotes) Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don’t look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny.  (Funny Quotes) I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They’re hilarious. I love funny people.  (Funny Quotes) I’ve always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who’s really funny.  (Funny Quotes) Through working with amazing people, the bar is always raised to do your own best work. I want to be a part of unique stories that are smart, heartfelt, funny and sad, and have a general sense of good quality.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, I started by making fake American movies, ‘The Transporter’ and stuff like that. I was shooting in France, but everything was in English. But then afterwards, I was looking at real French movies like the Jacques Audiard movies.  (Funny Quotes) It was enormously challenging because you want that all-American girl, but you also want the cool WASP, privileged white girl. Usually, women in that package aren’t funny.  (Funny Quotes) I call myself the Amusement Park. That’s because I’m funny and scary at the same time.  (Funny Quotes) Being with her I feel a pain, like a frozen knife stuck in my chest. An awful pain, but the funny thing is I’m thankful for it. It’s like that frozen pain and my very existence are one.The pain is an anchor, mooring me here.  (Funny Quotes) I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre... It’s funny - I don’t have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week.  (Funny Quotes) I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start to lose my sense of reality, and it ends up feeling like an empty experience; there’s funny stuff in it but I’ve lost the emotional connection to the characters because it’s just so bananas.  (Funny Quotes) It’s so different when you change your hair color, you’re treated so differently. It’s a very funny experience. It’s fun, I love changing up my hair.  (Funny Quotes) It’s so different when you change your hair color, you’re treated so differently. It’s a very funny experience. It’s fun - I love changing up my hair.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don’t have an open mind about.  (Funny Quotes) I love my brothers’ kids. It’s funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.  (Funny Quotes) You’re beautiful in battle. ... Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven. Funny. That is kind of why I’m here. Angels fall, Rose.  (Funny Quotes) My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You’ve got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how three or four notes of anger can be struck at once, creating the perfect chord of fury.  (Funny Quotes) I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.  (Funny Quotes) I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can’t do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny what actors take issue with. Some won’t do parts where animals are in jeopardy; some won’t ever play anyone remotely unlikable - ‘Heroes only, please.’ Some won’t do violence. I have no such qualms.  (Funny Quotes) If you look at the game and everything, it’s not quite like looking at an animated film, because that’s total character. This, this is really movement, but it’s got funny little things if you look for the humor. They’re actually getting to the character.  (Funny Quotes) It’s so funny because a lot of times we’ll have these discussions as writers, and you feel like you’re having a discussion with your wife: ‘I don’t know. Are they ready to have another baby? Is it time? Well, she’s not getting any younger.’  (Funny Quotes) Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.  (Funny Quotes) I don’t think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I’m a young rookie with a veteran’s skill.  (Funny Quotes) The 1930s was a funny time. People knew they might not live for another six months, so if they were attracted to one another, there was no time to dawdle.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids.  (Funny Quotes) People often can’t separate, or can’t understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it’s a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there’s a deep anxiety going on.  (Funny Quotes) I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don’t have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.  (Funny Quotes) I’ve always enjoyed watching characters that aren’t aware that they’re doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.  (Funny Quotes)
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