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Funny Quotes

I am a fan of all genres. My big thing is to serve the purpose of the script and what the director wants. If it’s a comedy, I want to be funny; if it’s action, I want to bring the action. If it’s drama, I want to be the catalyst for that drama. That’s the fun part; it never gets boring being an actor Picture Quote #1

Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, ‘I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too’ and he said, ‘Oh really?’ And I said, ‘I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.’ He didn’t take the joke well, he didn’t laugh and didn’t think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It’s all the same to me Picture Quote #1

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as ‘shots fired,’ and funny ad hominem attacks Picture Quote #1

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man Picture Quote #1

I want to be host of ‘SNL.’ I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Picture Quote #1

There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He’s always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It’s pretty funny. He’ll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on ‘Jessie,’ there was nothing in the script that he said first take Picture Quote #1

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One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them Picture Quote #1

I think that it’s really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that’s usually directed towards children Picture Quote #1

Adventure games are all about details - if you happen to take this one object and use it with this other object, in a really weird place, at a weird time. If you happen to write a really funny dialogue line for that, even if it didn’t solve the puzzle, people will appreciate that Picture Quote #1

All the people who run agencies, all the important people in agencies have taken communication courses, marketing courses, advertising courses, and courses basically teach advertising as a science, and advertising is so far from a science it isn’t even funny. Advertising is an art Picture Quote #1

Here’s my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what’s funny about what you’re doing Picture Quote #1

That’s the best advice I can give - when you’re trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny Picture Quote #1

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Republicans can be a funny bunch. They’re against affirmative action, but they always seem to be able to find people of color to fill a slot just when they’re most needed Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don’t like the way you look Picture Quote #1

Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician Picture Quote #1

I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage funny how life works out like that Picture Quote #1

It’s funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It’s just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14 Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing Picture Quote #1

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I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can’t get away from them. It’s funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great Picture Quote #1

I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I’d be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud Picture Quote #1

Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you’re younger. But I haven’t abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It’s just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can’t convincingly portray at this age Picture Quote #1

In my old age, it’s kind of funny - at night, what I like to do is watch TV when I go to sleep. And what I really like is to put on a Gene Autry film, because he sings really well. So he sings me to sleep Picture Quote #1

Up until the age of 9 or so, I was an incredibly happy, pretty well-adjusted, funny kid who made my parents laugh all the time. I was a bit of a clown, and I was really happy. And then my parents divorced, and I kind of turned into a different person Picture Quote #1

I’m 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I’m playing right where I’m supposed to be. I’m comfortable with that, but in the same breath I’d do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I’d do it Picture Quote #1

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It’s a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different Picture Quote #1

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we’re so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the ‘it’s all about me’ kind of thing Picture Quote #1

And then you’d turn to me and smile that funny smile, and I know you’d forgotten all about me and just remembered -- but I was never mad at you. Half of your attention is better than all of anyone else’s Picture Quote #1

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business Picture Quote #1

I just feel like there’s so many movies I haven’t seen that I want to see, that I would never go back to the same one. It’s funny because all my friends, they have movies that they’ve seen over and over again Picture Quote #1

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I am a fan of all genres. My big thing is to serve the purpose of the script and what the director wants. If it’s a comedy, I want to be funny; if it’s action, I want to bring the action. If it’s drama, I want to be the catalyst for that drama. That’s the fun part; it never gets boring being an actor (Funny Quotes) Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, ‘I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too’ and he said, ‘Oh really?’ And I said, ‘I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.’ He didn’t take the joke well, he didn’t laugh and didn’t think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It’s all the same to me. (Funny Quotes) I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as ‘shots fired,’ and funny ad hominem attacks. (Funny Quotes) Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man. (Funny Quotes) I want to be host of ‘SNL.’ I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. (Funny Quotes) There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He’s always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It’s pretty funny. He’ll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on ‘Jessie,’ there was nothing in the script that he said first take. (Funny Quotes) One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them. (Funny Quotes) I think that it’s really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that’s usually directed towards children. (Funny Quotes) Adventure games are all about details - if you happen to take this one object and use it with this other object, in a really weird place, at a weird time. If you happen to write a really funny dialogue line for that, even if it didn’t solve the puzzle, people will appreciate that. (Funny Quotes) All the people who run agencies, all the important people in agencies have taken communication courses, marketing courses, advertising courses, and courses basically teach advertising as a science, and advertising is so far from a science it isn’t even funny. Advertising is an art. (Funny Quotes) Here’s my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what’s funny about what you’re doing. (Funny Quotes) That’s the best advice I can give - when you’re trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny. (Funny Quotes) Republicans can be a funny bunch. They’re against affirmative action, but they always seem to be able to find people of color to fill a slot just when they’re most needed. (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don’t like the way you look. (Funny Quotes) Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician. (Funny Quotes) I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage funny how life works out like that. (Funny Quotes) It’s funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It’s just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14. (Funny Quotes) I wasn’t a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing. (Funny Quotes) I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can’t get away from them. It’s funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. (Funny Quotes) I was just a ham since about the age of five. If I was performing at Medieval Times or something, I’d be the court jester. That was always my defense mechanism. I was never all that funny; I was just obnoxious and loud. (Funny Quotes) Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you’re younger. But I haven’t abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It’s just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can’t convincingly portray at this age. (Funny Quotes) In my old age, it’s kind of funny - at night, what I like to do is watch TV when I go to sleep. And what I really like is to put on a Gene Autry film, because he sings really well. So he sings me to sleep. (Funny Quotes) Up until the age of 9 or so, I was an incredibly happy, pretty well-adjusted, funny kid who made my parents laugh all the time. I was a bit of a clown, and I was really happy. And then my parents divorced, and I kind of turned into a different person. (Funny Quotes) I’m 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I’m playing right where I’m supposed to be. I’m comfortable with that, but in the same breath I’d do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I’d do it. (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar. (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different... (Funny Quotes) I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we’re so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the ‘it’s all about me’ kind of thing. (Funny Quotes) And then you’d turn to me and smile that funny smile, and I know you’d forgotten all about me and just remembered -- but I was never mad at you. Half of your attention is better than all of anyone else’s. (Funny Quotes) Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business. (Funny Quotes) I just feel like there’s so many movies I haven’t seen that I want to see, that I would never go back to the same one. It’s funny because all my friends, they have movies that they’ve seen over and over again. (Funny Quotes)

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