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Funny Quotes

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once  (Funny Quotes) Happy endings are for pussies  (Funny Quotes) It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married  (Funny Quotes) My girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter  (Funny Quotes) My fear is that PMS doesn't exist and this is my real personality  (Funny Quotes) Life is too short to waste time matching socks  (Funny Quotes) I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever  (Funny Quotes) Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog  (Funny Quotes) For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate  (Funny Quotes) I feel like my ability to do my eyeliner the same on both eyes is reminiscent of a lot of things in my life. Close, but never quite right  (Funny Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight  (Funny Quotes) I'll sleep when i'm dead  (Funny Quotes) I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day  (Funny Quotes) Phone batteries last longer than relationships these days  (Funny Quotes) I say "ouch" before i'm even sure it hurt, just in case  (Funny Quotes) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry  (Funny Quotes) My life so far  (Funny Quotes) Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes?  (Funny Quotes) Now kiss  (Funny Quotes) How babies will be born in the future  (Funny Quotes) Bad things happen to good people because its funnier  (Funny Quotes) When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother  (Funny Quotes) The way to a man`s heart is through his chest  (Funny Quotes) She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong  (Funny Quotes) My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met  (Funny Quotes) I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee  (Funny Quotes) Sweat like a pig look like a fox  (Funny Quotes) You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang  (Funny Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!"  (Funny Quotes) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something  (Funny Quotes)
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