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Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Funny Quotes)
If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!' (Funny Quotes)
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin`, too (Funny Quotes)
If Monday had a face I would punch it (Funny Quotes)
Life is short. Buy the shoes (Funny Quotes)
I dunno lol (Funny Quotes)
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August (Funny Quotes)
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money (Funny Quotes)
If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny Quotes)
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once (Funny Quotes)
I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive (Funny Quotes)
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it (Funny Quotes)
Dear cellphone companies, please make an 'Unsend my text' option (Funny Quotes)
My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Funny Quotes)
Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs (Funny Quotes)
Don't mind if I don't (Funny Quotes)
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running (Funny Quotes)
I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever (Funny Quotes)
So you're saying I just cry and boobs appear (Funny Quotes)
What? you think beauty comes naturally?... whatever! (Funny Quotes)
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you (Funny Quotes)
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth (Funny Quotes)
Life is short, eat dessert first (Funny Quotes)
I had fun once, it was horrible (Funny Quotes)
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married (Funny Quotes)
I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks (Funny Quotes)
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him (Funny Quotes)
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed (Funny Quotes)
I say "ouch" before i'm even sure it hurt, just in case (Funny Quotes)
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist and this is my real personality (Funny Quotes)