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People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, I’m getting even... For me, being funny is the best revenge  (Funny Quotes) I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority  (Funny Quotes) Me, as myself, I don’t think I’m particularly funny. But I’ve noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me  (Funny Quotes) Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people  (Funny Quotes) Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude  (Funny Quotes) I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon  (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing about that bust. As time goes on it seems to get younger and younger  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how your initial approach to a person can determine your feelings toward them, no matter what facts develop later on  (Funny Quotes) You can’t lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse  (Funny Quotes) They say to think within the box, but it’s funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world  (Funny Quotes) The journalist researches a story. The novelist imagines it. What’s funny is, you’d be amazed at the amount of time a novelist has to spend with people in order to create this single lonely voice. This seemingly isolated world. It’s hard to call any of my novels fiction  (Funny Quotes) It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. Of all the jobs I’ve been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind  (Funny Quotes) I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too  (Funny Quotes) But with comedy it’s a simple premise. If it’s funny, people laugh. If it’s not, they don’t  (Funny Quotes) I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny  (Funny Quotes) But it’s funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want  (Funny Quotes) Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they’re glad to see you  (Funny Quotes) You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she was made from his funny bone  (Funny Quotes) I don’t really necessarily think I’m a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don’t feel I’m the best at doing  (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to  (Funny Quotes) The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn’t tell a joke to save my life  (Funny Quotes) The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you’ve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny  (Funny Quotes) So to me, texas Hold ‘em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that’s going to work  (Funny Quotes) I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I’m Canadian  (Funny Quotes) There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen  (Funny Quotes) I make big objects that are simple, bright and clear, kind of ironic but hopefully funny because I love the shapes, and I get inspiration from toys and books, and I believe in art for everyone  (Funny Quotes) Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on ‘New Girl  (Funny Quotes)
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