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Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her  (Funny Quotes) Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad  (Funny Quotes) Life’s better now. I wouldn’t do it all over again, though. It’s funny how life works. Maybe it was meant to happen for many reasons, because my life in many ways richer  (Funny Quotes) People are funny. When they are young, they will spend their health to get wealth. Later, they will gladly pay all they have trying to get their health back  (Funny Quotes) But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put  (Funny Quotes) That’s just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That’s part of being human  (Funny Quotes) Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly  (Funny Quotes) As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That’s what’s funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life  (Funny Quotes) Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen  (Funny Quotes) But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you will get over all of that  (Funny Quotes) But it’s funny that now I’m in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I’m just so glad I’ve been able to get to this point  (Funny Quotes) Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you’re trying to be funny. If you’re not funny, then it’s really embarrassing and you look stupid  (Funny Quotes) Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with  (Funny Quotes) I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man  (Funny Quotes) I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times  (Funny Quotes) I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom  (Funny Quotes) I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips  (Funny Quotes) I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad  (Funny Quotes) Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that’s a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it’s funny but no, it’s not comedy  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don’t like the way you look  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we’ve never written songs in the same room  (Funny Quotes) It’s sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it’s real funny  (Funny Quotes) It’s so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn’t really know anything about at the time. Later on I’m starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later  (Funny Quotes) Movies as much as anything developed what I thought was right and wrong, what was honorable, what wasn’t, what was funny what wasn’t. What had some depth to it, what didn’t  (Funny Quotes) So far, at least, I haven’t found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny  (Funny Quotes) Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque  (Funny Quotes) Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can’t give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you’ve got all these pictures to turn into metaphors  (Funny Quotes) The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy  (Funny Quotes) The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it  (Funny Quotes)
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