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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
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Shopping is cheaper than therapy  (Funny Quotes) It's funny how people have strong opinions on things they know nothing about  (Funny Quotes) Technically the glass is always full  (Funny Quotes) I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her  (Funny Quotes) It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men  (Funny Quotes) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  (Funny Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid  (Funny Quotes) "I really regret eating healthy today" - said no one ever  (Funny Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In  (Funny Quotes) If I have learned one thing since joining Facebook, it's that I'm not nearly as messed up as I thought I was. So, it's not me, it's you. What a relief  (Funny Quotes) Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving"  (Funny Quotes) I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties  (Funny Quotes) Just remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.  (Funny Quotes) Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting  (Funny Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Funny Quotes) My face when I miss my alarm  (Funny Quotes) To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am  (Funny Quotes) I'm so angry i made a sign  (Funny Quotes) Put me in a home, I put you in the ground  (Funny Quotes) Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue  (Funny Quotes) You're late  (Funny Quotes) When mom is alone with the baby. When dad is alone with the baby  (Funny Quotes) Never leave the house in sweats. A girl must be prepared to meet a dashing stranger or an old enemy  (Funny Quotes) When things go wrong, don't go with them  (Funny Quotes) The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy  (Funny Quotes) I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now  (Funny Quotes) Just what part of meow don't you understand  (Funny Quotes) Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday  (Funny Quotes) I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm pretty. So there's no way I could be a size 2. God had to be fair  (Funny Quotes) That was a lot of lying for one person to do. Here, sit down. You must be exhausted  (Funny Quotes)
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