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A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go  (Funny Quotes) It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son  (Funny Quotes) I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny  (Funny Quotes) I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman  (Funny Quotes) Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?  (Funny Quotes) I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor  (Funny Quotes) It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing  (Funny Quotes) I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers  (Funny Quotes) Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!  (Funny Quotes) And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me  (Funny Quotes) I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through and through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body  (Funny Quotes) There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world  (Funny Quotes) You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything  (Funny Quotes) You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it  (Funny Quotes) Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot  (Funny Quotes) It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life  (Funny Quotes) Purple haze was in my brain lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny, but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the sky  (Funny Quotes) Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is  (Funny Quotes) I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!  (Funny Quotes) I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion  (Funny Quotes) I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up  (Funny Quotes) I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie star guys, where they could help me through it  (Funny Quotes) We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff  (Funny Quotes) Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories  (Funny Quotes) God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny  (Funny Quotes) Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny  (Funny Quotes) I'm opening up my heart to the idea of dating. It's funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! I'm really trying hard to spend this time working on myself  (Funny Quotes) The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh  (Funny Quotes) I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through  (Funny Quotes)
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