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I’m so unprofessional on set it’s not even funny  (Funny Quotes) I will never understand how acting childish is supposed to be funny  (Funny Quotes) Very funny my sarcastic friend  (Funny Quotes) I cried myself to sleep last night because of you. The next day you apologized. Thats funny that you think you’re automatically worth my time again. Ha, guess not  (Funny Quotes) Funny women are honest women  (Funny Quotes) Success is always less funny than failure  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny that you think I’m shy and quiet, little do you know I’m just listening to every word you say so I can hold it against you one day  (Funny Quotes) Funny how things change but still remain the same  (Funny Quotes) In real life, comedians aren’t funny  (Funny Quotes) Foreigners are funny  (Funny Quotes) The girl has a funny way of romanticizing things  (Funny Quotes) Let’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn’t aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn’t know they existed. I was sheltered.  (Funny Quotes) There’s never been anything funny about a woman dying for love  (Funny Quotes) Cynicism can be funny. But it’s the easy way. You’ll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.  (Funny Quotes) Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven’t  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny - when I started acting, I didn’t know I was going to be talking about Asian-American issues so much. You know what, though? It just comes with the territory, being ethnic.  (Funny Quotes) People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.  (Funny Quotes) Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh  (Funny Quotes) You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.  (Funny Quotes) Everybody’s funny in different ways  (Funny Quotes) My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m funny at all  (Funny Quotes) Sex is funny and love is serious  (Funny Quotes) When you’re small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot  (Funny Quotes) I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny  (Funny Quotes) The first obligation I have is to be funny; it’s my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.  (Funny Quotes) Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money...  (Funny Quotes) Being a black woman, there’s so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.  (Funny Quotes) There are many different ways of being funny. I’m not sure that there’s so many different ways of being dramatic.  (Funny Quotes) I remember people saying: ‘You look funny, your hair is so black, you have a flat nose,’ but I didn’t think of it being racism, and I still don’t. But there was a sense of difference, of being an outsider.  (Funny Quotes)
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