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Funny Quotes To Live By

When all else fails take a nap Picture Quote #1

Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer Picture Quote #1

Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly Picture Quote #1

Life is too short to waste time matching socks Picture Quote #1

Life is short. Buy the shoes Picture Quote #1

Please cancel my subscription to your issues Picture Quote #1

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Life is short, eat dessert first Picture Quote #1

Diet starts next week Picture Quote #1

I'll sleep when i'm dead Picture Quote #1

If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? Picture Quote #1

Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running Picture Quote #1

Sweat like a pig look like a fox Picture Quote #1

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For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate Picture Quote #1

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

Stress doesn't really go with my outfit Picture Quote #1

When your daughter asks you why she has to study... show her this photo Picture Quote #1

When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission Picture Quote #1

If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead Picture Quote #1

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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is Picture Quote #1

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now Picture Quote #1

Friends are therapists you can drink with Picture Quote #1

All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would a queen Picture Quote #1

The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass Picture Quote #1

How can you not care? Like this Picture Quote #1

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Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one Picture Quote #1

Old age is fifteen years older than I am Picture Quote #1

Before we go looking for life on other planets can we stop killing life on this one Picture Quote #1

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid Picture Quote #1

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse Picture Quote #1

Be optimistic. So far... So good Picture Quote #1

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