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Funny Quotes About Life
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Having you in my life made everything better
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes (Funny Quotes About Life)
Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive (Funny Quotes About Life)
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Quotes About Life)
12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life (Funny Quotes About Life)
Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve (Funny Quotes About Life)
I need a six month vacation. Twice a year (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life would be better if we wore more tutus (Funny Quotes About Life)
To do. Wake up. Survive. Go back to sleep (Funny Quotes About Life)
So what do you think the meaning of life is? Food and sleep (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Quotes About Life)
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen (Funny Quotes About Life)
If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Funny Quotes About Life)
How can I control my life when I can't even control my hair (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life begins after coffee (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funny Quotes About Life)
This summarizes my love life. I’m the guy in blue (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is too short to remove the USB safely (Funny Quotes About Life)