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Funny Quotes About Food

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
Having you in my life made everything better
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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I want to grow my own food but I can't find any bacon seeds  (Funny Quotes About Food) I love food more than I love people  (Funny Quotes About Food) I thought I was clear... I do not like the brown triangles  (Funny Quotes About Food) Pizza with burgers in the crust  (Funny Quotes About Food) When you wake up from a nap looking for food  (Funny Quotes About Food) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Funny Quotes About Food) How I feel waiting for food on cheat day  (Funny Quotes About Food) Did somebody say food?  (Funny Quotes About Food) I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it  (Funny Quotes About Food) Natures Skittles  (Funny Quotes About Food) I'll get my own damn food  (Funny Quotes About Food) I freaking love cake  (Funny Quotes About Food) I ate so much it hurts to breathe  (Funny Quotes About Food) Don't make me poison your food, dear  (Funny Quotes About Food) Me at night  (Funny Quotes About Food) I like to maintain a well rounded diet  (Funny Quotes About Food) Either you like bacon or you're wrong  (Funny Quotes About Food) Eat less sugar, you're sweet enough already  (Funny Quotes About Food) Diet starts next week  (Funny Quotes About Food) Life is short, eat dessert first  (Funny Quotes About Food)