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Funny Pregnancy Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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This could be us... but I'm so glad it's not (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
I am so ready to have this baby (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Drop something on floor. Object no longer exists to me (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Just started the pill, now realise why stupid people have more kids (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
If you don’t know by now... you might be fat (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
We’re pregnant (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
At least you don't have to be pregnant for two years (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Way to freak a girl out Facebook (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
I’m pregnant John. The night that every John in town suddenly disappeared (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Can you guess who’s pregnant? (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
At first I was like YOLO. But then I was like (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Baby loading... please wait (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Eviction notice. Tenant has 1 week to to vacate the premises to avoid forceful removal (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Hey, I just wanted to tell you something. In person. Oh my god, I'm pregnant (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Sorry I thought you were pregnant (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
I can’t remember if I took my malaria pill this morning. If I were a girl I’d be pregnant a lot (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Shout out to the girls that got pregnant tonight and don't know it yet (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Congratulations on not being sterile! (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
Pregnancy: The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time (Funny Pregnancy Quotes)
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