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Funny Positive Quotes

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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You had me at hello
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Whatever you're saying the answer is yes!  (Funny Positive Quotes) I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive  (Funny Positive Quotes) Be optimistic. So far... So good  (Funny Positive Quotes) Technically the glass is always full  (Funny Positive Quotes) You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?  (Funny Positive Quotes) I am fabulous  (Funny Positive Quotes) If you can't be positive then at least be quiet  (Funny Positive Quotes) Don’t worry, I think I see a rain cloud coming  (Funny Positive Quotes) Hospitals. The only place where the word “Positive” means a bad thing  (Funny Positive Quotes) Yeah! Hell yeah!  (Funny Positive Quotes) Get your happy on!  (Funny Positive Quotes) You are special  (Funny Positive Quotes) Who is the most awesome person today?  (Funny Positive Quotes) Likers gonna like  (Funny Positive Quotes) I don't care what you think of me, unless you think I'm awesome. In which case you are right  (Funny Positive Quotes) Rock bottom is a beautiful start  (Funny Positive Quotes) Who's awesome? You're awesome  (Funny Positive Quotes) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade  (Funny Positive Quotes)