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Funny Political Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
A year from now you'll wish you started today
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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If you can't convince them confuse them  (Funny Political Quotes) Politics: This is how it works, not the other way around  (Funny Political Quotes) If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal  (Funny Political Quotes) All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies  (Funny Political Quotes) I don't believe in the Republican or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties  (Funny Political Quotes) You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy  (Funny Political Quotes) Republican. Democrat. Pissed off  (Funny Political Quotes) Communism is like one big phone company  (Funny Political Quotes) In politics if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman  (Funny Political Quotes) Political questions are far too serious to be left to the politicians  (Funny Political Quotes) We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office  (Funny Political Quotes) If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?  (Funny Political Quotes) The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them  (Funny Political Quotes)