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Funny Person Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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In a funny way, I like the past, I’m a very nostalgic person  (Funny Person Quotes) Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before  (Funny Person Quotes) The presidency has a funny way of making a person feel the need to pray  (Funny Person Quotes) You know, what’s funny to one person is not at all to someone else  (Funny Person Quotes) How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally  (Funny Person Quotes) Kim’s [Kardashian] just a funny person in general  (Funny Person Quotes) It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it’s funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money.  (Funny Person Quotes) People think it’s funny when a dumb person can’t do things the same way they can  (Funny Person Quotes) Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of.  (Funny Person Quotes) Optimism isn’t funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It’s exaggeration.  (Funny Person Quotes) I’m not a wanderer, which is funny because I’m on tour half the time. I’m a home, hearth and family kind of person.  (Funny Person Quotes) I’m actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies  (Funny Person Quotes) A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he’s the person who opens a door funny  (Funny Person Quotes) You can’t just explain a joke. Either it isn’t funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.  (Funny Person Quotes) I don’t think I’m a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.  (Funny Person Quotes) As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I’m a serious person who secretly wants to be funny.  (Funny Person Quotes) Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I’m a really funny person. I love to laugh and to make people laugh, so writing comedy comes naturally to me.  (Funny Person Quotes) Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown.  (Funny Person Quotes) I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘Friends,’ you know, ‘Three and a Half Men.’  (Funny Person Quotes) I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person  (Funny Person Quotes) I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.  (Funny Person Quotes) I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.  (Funny Person Quotes) I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.  (Funny Person Quotes) My wife’s a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I’m still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.  (Funny Person Quotes) It’s funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they’re easier emotions for me to connect with.  (Funny Person Quotes) A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn’t pretty enough or can’t sing well enough or maybe isn’t even funny enough.  (Funny Person Quotes) Will Smith is a funny person, a very likable person, but at the same time he can be serious and really handle his business. I’ll stay away from talking about his rapping abilities, though.  (Funny Person Quotes) I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I’m that person  (Funny Person Quotes) I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.  (Funny Person Quotes) The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don’t really think about it as a regular person.  (Funny Person Quotes)
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