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Funny Office Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
You had me at hello
Having you in my life made everything better
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You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it sure helps  (Funny Office Quotes) When I arrive at work in the morning. In three hours I’ll have 5 hours left  (Funny Office Quotes) The working dead  (Funny Office Quotes) It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working  (Funny Office Quotes) We have a rule at work; If you’re late bring doughnuts. Today I came in late and saw this  (Funny Office Quotes) This is how I feel when I run away from work on Friday  (Funny Office Quotes) Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you’re already doing  (Funny Office Quotes) Always give 100% at work. 12% Monday. 23% Tuesday. 40% Wednesday. 20% Thursday. 5% Friday  (Funny Office Quotes) We are looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years of experience  (Funny Office Quotes) Bosses be like... you’re still coming to work right?  (Funny Office Quotes) I did nothing today and still got paid  (Funny Office Quotes) Look at all this work I haven’t done yet  (Funny Office Quotes) It’s called work because all the other four letter words were taken  (Funny Office Quotes) It’s only 11am and I already finished my lunch  (Funny Office Quotes) I'm on my way. I'm stuck in traffic  (Funny Office Quotes) I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work  (Funny Office Quotes)