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Funny Mothers Day Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
My mom says I’m special (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Mama didn't raise no fool (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Mommy, I love you! Happy Mother's Day! (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
If being a mom is a job, I'm overdue for a promotion (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Mom's kitchen. She always had two things on the menu. Take it.... or leave it (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Don’t worry kids, mom doesn’t have a favorite. You all annoy me equally (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything one-handed (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
The phrase "working mother" is redundant (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)
Applebee’s has emergency Mother’s day cars in the men’s room (Funny Mothers Day Quotes)