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Funny Mother Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world  (Funny Mother Quotes) But mooooom  (Funny Mother Quotes) Nice try, mom  (Funny Mother Quotes) His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding  (Funny Mother Quotes) Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom  (Funny Mother Quotes) Motherhood. When going to the supermarket alone becomes a vacation  (Funny Mother Quotes) Moms be like “you’ve got something in the mail today”  (Funny Mother Quotes) Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break  (Funny Mother Quotes) I don't think you understand mom. I need lightup shoes so I can run faster  (Funny Mother Quotes) When your mom calls you by your full name  (Funny Mother Quotes) Did I really just call my teacher mom  (Funny Mother Quotes) How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting  (Funny Mother Quotes) Mom? What is normal? It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey  (Funny Mother Quotes) Position open. Well played mom  (Funny Mother Quotes) I know a first time parent when I see one  (Funny Mother Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In  (Funny Mother Quotes) Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? Because, deep down, they really are very nice people  (Funny Mother Quotes) Mothers! Even when they're wrong... they're right!  (Funny Mother Quotes) Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything one-handed  (Funny Mother Quotes) Moms are like.. thank the Lord it's bedtime  (Funny Mother Quotes)
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