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Funny Money Quotes

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did Picture Quote #1

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain’t nuthin funny. Stop smiling, be still, don’t nuthin move but the money Picture Quote #1

What is the secret to becoming a millionaire? Start off as a billionaire and buy an airline Picture Quote #1

I hate math... but I love counting money Picture Quote #1

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer Picture Quote #1

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What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? Picture Quote #1

Not sure if I should go out and enjoy life or stay home and not be poor tomorrow Picture Quote #1

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it Picture Quote #1

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination Picture Quote #1

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love Picture Quote #1

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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore Picture Quote #1

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself Picture Quote #1

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells Picture Quote #1

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? the taxidermist takes only your skin Picture Quote #1

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank Picture Quote #1

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband Picture Quote #1

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There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can Picture Quote #1

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed Picture Quote #1

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain Picture Quote #1

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling Picture Quote #1

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed Picture Quote #1

To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure Picture Quote #1

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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction Picture Quote #1

Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money Picture Quote #1

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash Picture Quote #1

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt Picture Quote #1

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less Picture Quote #1

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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did. (Funny Money Quotes) I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain’t nuthin funny. Stop smiling, be still, don’t nuthin move but the money. (Funny Money Quotes) What is the secret to becoming a millionaire? Start off as a billionaire and buy an airline (Funny Money Quotes) I hate math... but I love counting money (Funny Money Quotes) Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale (Funny Money Quotes) Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer (Funny Money Quotes) What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? (Funny Money Quotes) Not sure if I should go out and enjoy life or stay home and not be poor tomorrow (Funny Money Quotes) You can be young without money but you can't be old without it (Funny Money Quotes) Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination (Funny Money Quotes) Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery (Funny Money Quotes) The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love (Funny Money Quotes) A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore (Funny Money Quotes) I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself (Funny Money Quotes) Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells (Funny Money Quotes) What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? the taxidermist takes only your skin (Funny Money Quotes) If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank (Funny Money Quotes) Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband (Funny Money Quotes) There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can (Funny Money Quotes) It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed (Funny Money Quotes) A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain (Funny Money Quotes) The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling (Funny Money Quotes) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed (Funny Money Quotes) To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure (Funny Money Quotes) A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction (Funny Money Quotes) Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money (Funny Money Quotes) There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash (Funny Money Quotes) This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt (Funny Money Quotes) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less (Funny Money Quotes)

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