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Funny Money Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Having you in my life made everything better
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
You had me at hello
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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I guess you could say I like older men  (Funny Money Quotes) Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini  (Funny Money Quotes) I am a money magnet  (Funny Money Quotes) Money can’t buy love. False. Money bought me a puppy  (Funny Money Quotes) Can a woman make you a millionaire. Yes! If you are a billionaire  (Funny Money Quotes) Everytime I check my bank account  (Funny Money Quotes) I ran the numbers dad. We can afford a pony  (Funny Money Quotes) Payday. Rest of the month  (Funny Money Quotes) When you start paying your own power bill  (Funny Money Quotes) They say money can't buy happiness. I say give me 100 dollars and watch me smile  (Funny Money Quotes) Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe  (Funny Money Quotes) Yeah, that's pretty much what they cost  (Funny Money Quotes) It’s funny how money change a situation  (Funny Money Quotes) I really like 50 cent - or as we call him in Zimbabwe - 4 billion dollars  (Funny Money Quotes) When I was a kid $20 felt like $100. Now, $20 feels like $1  (Funny Money Quotes) Shut up and take my money  (Funny Money Quotes) The best way to make someone remember you... borrow money off them!  (Funny Money Quotes) Money can't buy happiness, but it comes pretty damn close  (Funny Money Quotes) Go out tonight? Let me see if I can  (Funny Money Quotes) Girlfriend. No girlfriend. Did he sell his gf?  (Funny Money Quotes) I didn’t marry my husband for his money, I divorced him for it  (Funny Money Quotes) Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can  (Funny Money Quotes) Better an empty purse than an empty head  (Funny Money Quotes) A fool and his money are soon parted  (Funny Money Quotes) I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me  (Funny Money Quotes) I wish my wallet was as fat as I am  (Funny Money Quotes) I'm going to make it rain. I'm just going to pick that up real quick  (Funny Money Quotes) Sigh. Explain to me again why money can’t buy me happiness  (Funny Money Quotes) How to please a woman with 3 1/2 inches  (Funny Money Quotes)
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