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Funny Mom Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Together is my favorite place to be
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Go ask mom said every dad ever (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom giving baby a bath. Dad giving baby a bath (Funny Mom Quotes)
Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom? What is normal? It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey (Funny Mom Quotes)
Did I really just call my teacher mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom's kitchen. She always had two things on the menu. Take it.... or leave it (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
The "first time mom" look (Funny Mom Quotes)
If being a mom is a job, I'm overdue for a promotion (Funny Mom Quotes)
Position open. Well played mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
Nice try, mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting (Funny Mom Quotes)
His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding (Funny Mom Quotes)
Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world (Funny Mom Quotes)
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