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Go ask mom said every dad ever  (Funny Mom Quotes) Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love  (Funny Mom Quotes) Nice try, mom  (Funny Mom Quotes) Position open. Well played mom  (Funny Mom Quotes) If being a mom is a job, I'm overdue for a promotion  (Funny Mom Quotes) The "first time mom" look  (Funny Mom Quotes) Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom  (Funny Mom Quotes) Mom's kitchen. She always had two things on the menu. Take it.... or leave it  (Funny Mom Quotes) Did I really just call my teacher mom  (Funny Mom Quotes) Mom? What is normal? It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey  (Funny Mom Quotes) Mom giving baby a bath. Dad giving baby a bath  (Funny Mom Quotes) Mom told me not to touch it  (Funny Mom Quotes) Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world  (Funny Mom Quotes) When your mom calls you by your full name  (Funny Mom Quotes) I don't think you understand mom. I need lightup shoes so I can run faster  (Funny Mom Quotes) Moms are like.. thank the Lord it's bedtime  (Funny Mom Quotes) Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break  (Funny Mom Quotes) How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting  (Funny Mom Quotes) His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding  (Funny Mom Quotes) My mom introducing me to people. This animal sleeps it’s whole life away  (Funny Mom Quotes) My daughter is writing a book, I guess one part wasn’t enough. My mean mom (part one)  (Funny Mom Quotes) Don’t worry kids, mom doesn’t have a favorite. You all annoy me equally  (Funny Mom Quotes) I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human  (Funny Mom Quotes)
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