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# Funny Math Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options

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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me

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You had me at hello

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you

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Together is my favorite place to be

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour

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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini

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1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom (Funny Math Quotes)
It’s theoretical, of course, but I believe my math is sound (Funny Math Quotes)
After a math test (Funny Math Quotes)
How to do math. Write down problem. Cry (Funny Math Quotes)
Yes Elmo, I see your point. 3 does come after 2 (Funny Math Quotes)
Math teacher... Why you never taught me this? (Funny Math Quotes)
First reaction (Funny Math Quotes)
It’s some kind of elvish. I can’t read it (Funny Math Quotes)
I have no life. And can prove it mathematically (Funny Math Quotes)
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have dies in 1732 (Funny Math Quotes)
Math. Mental abuse to humans (Funny Math Quotes)
I was good at math until they mixed the alphabet into it (Funny Math Quotes)
Tip math (Funny Math Quotes)
Everything is nothing, with a twist (Funny Math Quotes)
How I see math word problems. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats (Funny Math Quotes)
Find x. Here it is (Funny Math Quotes)
Rule of math. If it seems easy you're doing it wrong (Funny Math Quotes)
This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies (Funny Math Quotes)
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions (Funny Math Quotes)
It is hard to convince a high school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry (Funny Math Quotes)
98% of all statistics are made up (Funny Math Quotes)
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