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Funny Marriage Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Funny Marriage Quotes)
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Now I can get fat (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Don't make me poison your food, dear (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Marriage (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Mrs. always right. Mr. right (Funny Marriage Quotes)
You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! (Funny Marriage Quotes)
You can’t marry a man you just met (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Welcome to marriage (Funny Marriage Quotes)
Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you (Funny Marriage Quotes)
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't (Funny Marriage Quotes)
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting (Funny Marriage Quotes)