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Funny Life Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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You had me at hello
Don't look back you're not going that way
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew






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Text Quotes
Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Life Quotes)
Life would be better if we wore more tutus (Funny Life Quotes)
Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Life Quotes)
Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive (Funny Life Quotes)
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen (Funny Life Quotes)
Me. Internet. Life goals (Funny Life Quotes)
Life vs me (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Funny Life Quotes)
Life of modern people (Funny Life Quotes)
How can I control my life when I can't even control my hair (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funny Life Quotes)
I didn’t know he only had one life (Funny Life Quotes)
Me: I’m actually happy right now. Life: lol one sec (Funny Life Quotes)
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is all about finding people who are your kind of crazy (Funny Life Quotes)
Some days are better than others (Funny Life Quotes)
So what do you think the meaning of life is? Food and sleep (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is short. Buy the shoes (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is short, eat dessert first (Funny Life Quotes)
Life begins after coffee (Funny Life Quotes)