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Funny Life Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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Having you in my life made everything better
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Life Quotes)
Life would be better if we wore more tutus (Funny Life Quotes)
Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Life Quotes)
Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive (Funny Life Quotes)
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen (Funny Life Quotes)
Me. Internet. Life goals (Funny Life Quotes)
Life vs me (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Funny Life Quotes)
Life of modern people (Funny Life Quotes)
How can I control my life when I can't even control my hair (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funny Life Quotes)
I didn’t know he only had one life (Funny Life Quotes)
Me: I’m actually happy right now. Life: lol one sec (Funny Life Quotes)
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is all about finding people who are your kind of crazy (Funny Life Quotes)
Some days are better than others (Funny Life Quotes)
So what do you think the meaning of life is? Food and sleep (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is short. Buy the shoes (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is short, eat dessert first (Funny Life Quotes)
Life begins after coffee (Funny Life Quotes)