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Funny Lies Quotes

At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It’s the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching ‘The Soup’ or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty’s. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef Picture Quote #1
And remember, it’s also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy Picture Quote #1
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said Picture Quote #1
Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don’t call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths Picture Quote #1
The drawings in ‘Portal’ were actually me scribbling that stuff... I had a funny moment when I realized that someone gotten ‘The cake is a lie’ tattooed on themselves. It was really interesting to see my handwriting tattooed on another human being. That... that’s odd Picture Quote #1
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At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It’s the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching ‘The Soup’ or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty’s. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.  (Funny Lies Quotes) And remember, it’s also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy  (Funny Lies Quotes) I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said  (Funny Lies Quotes) Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don’t call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths.  (Funny Lies Quotes) The drawings in ‘Portal’ were actually me scribbling that stuff... I had a funny moment when I realized that someone gotten ‘The cake is a lie’ tattooed on themselves. It was really interesting to see my handwriting tattooed on another human being. That... that’s odd.  (Funny Lies Quotes)