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Funny Joke Quotes

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money Picture Quote #1

Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny Picture Quote #1

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something Picture Quote #1

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me (Funny Joke Quotes) There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny (Funny Joke Quotes) There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Funny Joke Quotes) Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money... (Funny Joke Quotes) Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny (Funny Joke Quotes) The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible (Funny Joke Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier (Funny Joke Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something (Funny Joke Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes (Funny Joke Quotes)