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Funny Inspirational Quotes

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Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don’t know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Nothing’s changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can’t think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) People are giving birth underwater now. They say it’s less traumatic for the baby because it’s under water. But it’s certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I’m glad I don’t play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I ain’t sleeping. I’m just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It’s probably be more fun  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t think about it in terms of being a woman. Being gracious, attentive, curious, interested are requirements for everyone  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Start with good people, lay out the rules, communicate with your employees, motivate them and reward them. If you do all those things effectively, you can’t miss  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?  (Funny Inspirational Quotes) How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser  (Funny Inspirational Quotes)
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