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Funny Inspirational Quotes

Copy and paste is a design error Picture Quote #1

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar Picture Quote #1

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win Picture Quote #1

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened Picture Quote #1

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins Picture Quote #1

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room Picture Quote #1

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music Picture Quote #1

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing Picture Quote #1

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love Picture Quote #1

Nobody’s a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It’s hard to stay on top Picture Quote #1

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get Picture Quote #1

Spend a lot of time talking to customers face to face. You’d be amazed how many companies don’t listen to their customers Picture Quote #1

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first Picture Quote #1

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half Picture Quote #1

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh Picture Quote #1

I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these? Picture Quote #1

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering Picture Quote #1

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it Picture Quote #1

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By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it Picture Quote #1

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option Picture Quote #1

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That’s why I love vegetables, you know what they’re about! Picture Quote #1

There’s a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth Picture Quote #1

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery Picture Quote #1

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog Picture Quote #1

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings Picture Quote #1

When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it’s amazing what you can learn. Especially if the people who are doing the talking also happen to be children Picture Quote #1

Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in this country for the good of all of us, toward more progressive policies, and it’s a really amazing and important time to be part of that Picture Quote #1

We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Picture Quote #1

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men Picture Quote #1

I didn’t want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail Picture Quote #1

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Copy and paste is a design error (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar (Funny Inspirational Quotes) When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music (Funny Inspirational Quotes) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing (Funny Inspirational Quotes) A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Nobody’s a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It’s hard to stay on top (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Spend a lot of time talking to customers face to face. You’d be amazed how many companies don’t listen to their customers (Funny Inspirational Quotes) To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first (Funny Inspirational Quotes) When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these? (Funny Inspirational Quotes) The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it (Funny Inspirational Quotes) By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it (Funny Inspirational Quotes) There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That’s why I love vegetables, you know what they’re about! (Funny Inspirational Quotes) There’s a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth (Funny Inspirational Quotes) A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings (Funny Inspirational Quotes) When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it’s amazing what you can learn. Especially if the people who are doing the talking also happen to be children (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in this country for the good of all of us, toward more progressive policies, and it’s a really amazing and important time to be part of that (Funny Inspirational Quotes) We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? (Funny Inspirational Quotes) Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men (Funny Inspirational Quotes) I didn’t want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail (Funny Inspirational Quotes)

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