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Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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You had me at hello
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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Happy birthday you magnificent bastard (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Your birthday is the happiest day of my life (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
I'm just here for the cake (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Another year has passed and I’m still younger than you (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Scientists agree: You're awesome! Happy birthday (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
I'm not 30. I'm just 29.99 plus tax (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are cheese. Happy Birthday! (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
I'm not 40, i'm 18 with 22 years experience (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday. You're old. Get married (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday. I was going to drink anyway (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday, now get off Facebook and get back to work (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
It’s your birthday, I’m controlling my excitment (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday, you party animal (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
Happy birthday dude! Blow out your wish and make a candle (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
It’s been scientifically proven that those who have more birthdays live longer (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
I got you something for your birthday, and it ain’t cake (Funny Happy Birthday Quotes)
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