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Funny Graduation Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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You had me at hello
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Kindergarten graduation. Congratulations, you didn't eat enough crayons or paste to kill yourself. Have a sticker (Funny Graduation Quotes)
When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part (Funny Graduation Quotes)
Congratulations. The best years of your life are over (Funny Graduation Quotes)
Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life (Funny Graduation Quotes)
... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech (Funny Graduation Quotes)
I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings (Funny Graduation Quotes)
Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push-up bras (Funny Graduation Quotes)
People will say you can’t do good and do well. They’re wrong, that’s idiotic advice (Funny Graduation Quotes)
There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva (Funny Graduation Quotes)
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job...Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us. (Funny Graduation Quotes)
Learn to trust yourself. That’s very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer. (Funny Graduation Quotes)
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