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Funny Good Morning Quotes

You had me at hello
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening.  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) He got out of bed and peeped through the blinds. To the east and opposite to him gardens and an apple-orchard lay, and there in strange liquid tranquility hung the morning star, and rose, rilling into the dusk of night the first grey of dawn. The street beneath its autumn leaves was vacant, charmed, deserted  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started.  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Men all do about the same thing when they wake up  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I love the smell of book ink in the morning  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Good morning friends.. wait... what the hell am I doing up this early?  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Outside, there was that predawn kind of clarity, where the momentum of living has not quite captured the day. The air was not filled with conversation or thought bubbles or laughter or sidelong glances. Everyone was sleeping, all of their ideas and hopes and hidden agendas entangled in the dream world, leaving this world clear and crisp and cold as a bottle of milk in the fridge  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Be willing to be a beginner every single morning  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up  (Funny Good Morning Quotes)
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