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Funny Good Morning Quotes

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Some people in the morning. Me  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I haven't had coffee yet. Don't make me kill you  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I'm not a morning person. I don't like mornings... or people  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I'm late for school. I'll try again tomorrow  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Just five more minutes  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I. Hate. Mornings  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Congratulations! You made it out of bed... Let's have some coffee to celebrate your achievement!  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) How I think I look when I wake up.... How I actually look like  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) How I look like every day. How I look like when I wake up  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Some people in the morning  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Hey, Finn, are you awake yet? I’m trying  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) How to get up and get dressed  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Good morning? No such thing  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Every morning of my life... Aaaaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Good morning.. coffee do your thang  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh, crap, she's up!"  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Coffee... it's the only way to start your day  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Good morning friends.. wait... what the hell am I doing up this early?  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started.  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I’m going to learn, I must do it by listening.  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.’  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) He got out of bed and peeped through the blinds. To the east and opposite to him gardens and an apple-orchard lay, and there in strange liquid tranquility hung the morning star, and rose, rilling into the dusk of night the first grey of dawn. The street beneath its autumn leaves was vacant, charmed, deserted  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) Men all do about the same thing when they wake up  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) I love the smell of book ink in the morning  (Funny Good Morning Quotes) What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?  (Funny Good Morning Quotes)
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