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How I feel every time I make par  (Funny Golf Quotes) While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake  (Funny Golf Quotes) If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt  (Funny Golf Quotes) Winter golf - it has benefits  (Funny Golf Quotes) Born to golf. Forced to work  (Funny Golf Quotes) If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death  (Funny Golf Quotes) My body is here, but my mind has already teed off  (Funny Golf Quotes) The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top  (Funny Golf Quotes) They call it golf because all the other four - letter words were taken  (Funny Golf Quotes) The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing  (Funny Golf Quotes) Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well  (Funny Golf Quotes) The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face  (Funny Golf Quotes) Even God has to practice his putting  (Funny Golf Quotes) This is a game. That's all it is. It's not a war  (Funny Golf Quotes) Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them  (Funny Golf Quotes) Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle  (Funny Golf Quotes) If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf  (Funny Golf Quotes) My handicap? Woods and irons  (Funny Golf Quotes) The best wood in most amateurs bags is the pencil  (Funny Golf Quotes) Golf is a game in which you yell "fore, " shoot six, and write down five  (Funny Golf Quotes) My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch  (Funny Golf Quotes) I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105  (Funny Golf Quotes) "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes."  (Funny Golf Quotes) I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators  (Funny Golf Quotes) I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them  (Funny Golf Quotes) If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him  (Funny Golf Quotes) The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows  (Funny Golf Quotes) The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things  (Funny Golf Quotes)
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