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Funny Golf Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
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How I feel every time I make par  (Funny Golf Quotes) While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake  (Funny Golf Quotes) Born to golf. Forced to work  (Funny Golf Quotes) If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt  (Funny Golf Quotes) Winter golf - it has benefits  (Funny Golf Quotes) If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death  (Funny Golf Quotes) The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing  (Funny Golf Quotes) The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top  (Funny Golf Quotes) They call it golf because all the other four - letter words were taken  (Funny Golf Quotes) Even God has to practice his putting  (Funny Golf Quotes) If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf  (Funny Golf Quotes) The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face  (Funny Golf Quotes) This is a game. That's all it is. It's not a war  (Funny Golf Quotes) Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them  (Funny Golf Quotes) I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them  (Funny Golf Quotes) I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators  (Funny Golf Quotes) "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes."  (Funny Golf Quotes) I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105  (Funny Golf Quotes)
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