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Funny Girlfriend Quotes

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
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How funny my girlfriend thinks I am  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) If you get a "Happy 3 Day Anniversary" text run. Just run  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Who needs a girlfriend when you have chips!  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Get a girlfriend? Let me see if I can  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m funny at all  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I’m and at you and I’m gonna be very specific in telling you why. Said no girlfriend ever  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) That awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend is crazy  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When you check to see if your girlfriend is still mad at you  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend does this thing where she doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend. It’s so cute  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) After ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I’d play the girlfriend of some funny man.  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower.  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it’s funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it’s whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse.  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and you’re still single  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I’ll order some fries for myself so I don’t have to eat from yours. Said no girlfriend ever  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your GFs ass. What do you do? Trick question. If you’re at Game Stop, you don’t have a girlfriend  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes) I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?  (Funny Girlfriend Quotes)
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