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The highs and lows of a steak dinner  (Funny Food Quotes) How is this even a decision? Tasty. Extra tasty  (Funny Food Quotes) There is no “we” in “food”  (Funny Food Quotes) So what do you think the meaning of life is? Food and sleep  (Funny Food Quotes) I like to maintain a well rounded diet  (Funny Food Quotes) When you wake up from a nap looking for food  (Funny Food Quotes) Oh my gosh, look, it's food! I love food. I can't even remember what we were talking about  (Funny Food Quotes) Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?  (Funny Food Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!"  (Funny Food Quotes) Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.  (Funny Food Quotes) Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug  (Funny Food Quotes) Excuse me  (Funny Food Quotes) Muffin? Our time together was so short  (Funny Food Quotes) Natures Skittles  (Funny Food Quotes) You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots  (Funny Food Quotes) Tonight, we feast  (Funny Food Quotes) I thought I was clear... I do not like the brown triangles  (Funny Food Quotes) There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats  (Funny Food Quotes) Vacation calories don't count  (Funny Food Quotes) The average person eats bacon 18 times a year. The average person can do much better  (Funny Food Quotes) How I think I look like eating chocolate. How I really look like  (Funny Food Quotes) Cat food detected, raise perirscope  (Funny Food Quotes) Mixed nuts are cashews with obstacles  (Funny Food Quotes) Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food  (Funny Food Quotes) College food. Dinner is served  (Funny Food Quotes) When you already started eating and someone says “Lets pray”  (Funny Food Quotes) Mom's kitchen. She always had two things on the menu. Take it.... or leave it  (Funny Food Quotes) Fast food. More powerful than a super hero’s willpower  (Funny Food Quotes) This is me thinking about Thanksgiving  (Funny Food Quotes) Well played Taco Bell  (Funny Food Quotes)
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