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Ladies  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Hi, I’m Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Oh yeah baby. You like what you see?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) How a girl flirts with me. How I flirt back  (Funny Flirty Quotes) But seriously, let's make out  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Meow chicka meow meow  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Me trying to flirt. Do you like... cheese?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Hey girl, my doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U  (Funny Flirty Quotes) How I think I look when I check out girls. How I actually look  (Funny Flirty Quotes) How I look when someone flirts with my girlfriend  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Being polite is so rare these days that it's often confused with flirting  (Funny Flirty Quotes) When the guy who flirts with every girl starts flirting with you  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Come on in ladies, the water is just fine  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Hey, How you doing?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) So... you come here often?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) I always behave, just not necessarily well  (Funny Flirty Quotes) So... do you come here often?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back  (Funny Flirty Quotes) What I think I look like when checking our girls. What I actually look like  (Funny Flirty Quotes) A short skirt is not always enough to get a boy's attention  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst thing that could happen? He could hear me  (Funny Flirty Quotes) That guy wanted to buy you a drink. Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?  (Funny Flirty Quotes) What I do is, I look a woman up and down and I say: “Hey, how you doing?”  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Oooooh, somebody get me a glass, coz I just found me a tall drink of water  (Funny Flirty Quotes) So where are you from? Heaven? That’s right, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line  (Funny Flirty Quotes) Do you know what would look good on you? me!  (Funny Flirty Quotes) One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless  (Funny Flirty Quotes)
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