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Funny Famous Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Ignorance is bliss  (Funny Famous Quotes) I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money  (Funny Famous Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work  (Funny Famous Quotes) A book a day keeps reality away  (Funny Famous Quotes) Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone  (Funny Famous Quotes) Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini  (Funny Famous Quotes) Young at heart. Slightly older in other places  (Funny Famous Quotes) Please cancel my subscription to your issues  (Funny Famous Quotes) So close, yet so far away  (Funny Famous Quotes) Every silver lining has a cloud  (Funny Famous Quotes) I saw that  (Funny Famous Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid  (Funny Famous Quotes) Nailed it  (Funny Famous Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't  (Funny Famous Quotes) Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do  (Funny Famous Quotes) Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth  (Funny Famous Quotes) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat  (Funny Famous Quotes) A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it  (Funny Famous Quotes) The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated  (Funny Famous Quotes) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope  (Funny Famous Quotes) I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse use?  (Funny Famous Quotes) Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired  (Funny Famous Quotes) All generalizations are false, including this one  (Funny Famous Quotes) I have nothing to wear  (Funny Famous Quotes) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally  (Funny Famous Quotes) At my age flowers scare me  (Funny Famous Quotes) I am two with nature  (Funny Famous Quotes) Old age is fifteen years older than I am  (Funny Famous Quotes)
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