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Funny Famous Quotes

Funny Quotes About Life Quote Picture Quote #1

Ignorance is bliss Picture Quote #1

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money Picture Quote #1

I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work Picture Quote #1

A book a day keeps reality away Picture Quote #1

Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't

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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini Picture Quote #1

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places Picture Quote #1

Please cancel my subscription to your issues Picture Quote #1

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

Every silver lining has a cloud Picture Quote #1

I saw that Picture Quote #1

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

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Having you in my life made everything better

Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid Picture Quote #1

Nailed it Picture Quote #2

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do Picture Quote #1

Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth Picture Quote #1

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat Picture Quote #1

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why

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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it Picture Quote #1

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated Picture Quote #1

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1

I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse use? Picture Quote #1

Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired Picture Quote #1

All generalizations are false, including this one Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello

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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally

I have nothing to wear Picture Quote #1

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally Picture Quote #1

At my age flowers scare me Picture Quote #1

I am two with nature Picture Quote #1

Old age is fifteen years older than I am Picture Quote #1

Famous Disney Movie Quote 1 Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

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Ignorance is bliss (Funny Famous Quotes) I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money (Funny Famous Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work (Funny Famous Quotes) A book a day keeps reality away (Funny Famous Quotes) Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone (Funny Famous Quotes) Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Famous Quotes) Young at heart. Slightly older in other places (Funny Famous Quotes) Please cancel my subscription to your issues (Funny Famous Quotes) So close, yet so far away (Funny Famous Quotes) Every silver lining has a cloud (Funny Famous Quotes) I saw that (Funny Famous Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Famous Quotes) Nailed it (Funny Famous Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny Famous Quotes) Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Famous Quotes) Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth (Funny Famous Quotes) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat (Funny Famous Quotes) A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it (Funny Famous Quotes) The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated (Funny Famous Quotes) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope (Funny Famous Quotes) I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse use? (Funny Famous Quotes) Ten men are waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired (Funny Famous Quotes) All generalizations are false, including this one (Funny Famous Quotes) I have nothing to wear (Funny Famous Quotes) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally (Funny Famous Quotes) At my age flowers scare me (Funny Famous Quotes) I am two with nature (Funny Famous Quotes) Old age is fifteen years older than I am (Funny Famous Quotes)

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