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Funny Family Quotes

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other Picture Quote #1

Home is where you can say anything you like because nobody listens to you anyway Picture Quote #1

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own Picture Quote #1

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business Picture Quote #1

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future Picture Quote #1

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner Picture Quote #1

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops Picture Quote #1

I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger Picture Quote #1

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy Picture Quote #1

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it’s heartbreaking to see your siblings as the people they’ve become. Maybe that’s why we all stay away from each other as a matter of course Picture Quote #1

Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family Picture Quote #1

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We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest Picture Quote #1

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood Picture Quote #1

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years Picture Quote #1

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge Picture Quote #1

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair Picture Quote #1

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness Picture Quote #1

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it Picture Quote #1

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet Picture Quote #1

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial Picture Quote #1

I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families Picture Quote #1

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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other (Funny Family Quotes) Home is where you can say anything you like because nobody listens to you anyway (Funny Family Quotes) Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own (Funny Family Quotes) I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business (Funny Family Quotes) In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future (Funny Family Quotes) Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner (Funny Family Quotes) Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops (Funny Family Quotes) I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger (Funny Family Quotes) The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy (Funny Family Quotes) Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too (Funny Family Quotes) Sometimes it’s heartbreaking to see your siblings as the people they’ve become. Maybe that’s why we all stay away from each other as a matter of course (Funny Family Quotes) Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family (Funny Family Quotes) We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest (Funny Family Quotes) There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood (Funny Family Quotes) Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years (Funny Family Quotes) Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge (Funny Family Quotes) My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair (Funny Family Quotes) To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness (Funny Family Quotes) As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it (Funny Family Quotes) Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet (Funny Family Quotes) Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial (Funny Family Quotes) I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families (Funny Family Quotes)

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