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Funny Drunk Quotes

If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk Picture Quote #2

Irish yoga Picture Quote #1

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you Picture Quote #1

How you think you look like while partying hard. How you actually look like Picture Quote #1

Avoid hangovers - stay drunk Picture Quote #1

And then I realized nothing has changed in a thousand years Picture Quote #1

Did you go out last night? Maybe Picture Quote #1

Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober Picture Quote #1

Reminds me of drunk girls trying to pose for a picture Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? Picture Quote #1

I didn’t text you - tequila did Picture Quote #1

Vodka diet. Lose 3 days in 1 week Picture Quote #1

Go home lightning, you’re drunk Picture Quote #1

My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

Go home bookshelf, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

In dog beers i've only had one Picture Quote #1

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday dude! Blow out your wish and make a candle Picture Quote #1

Go home tree! You are drunk! Picture Quote #1

I’m not drunk. I’m sedated for my pain Picture Quote #1

Hangover cat rehydrates Picture Quote #1

Alcohol. Not for everyone Picture Quote #1

Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life Picture Quote #1

One drink and we go home. 5:45 AM Picture Quote #1

Here’s to blacking out! Picture Quote #1

This one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave Picture Quote #1

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If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk (Funny Drunk Quotes) Irish yoga (Funny Drunk Quotes) Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you (Funny Drunk Quotes) How you think you look like while partying hard. How you actually look like (Funny Drunk Quotes) Avoid hangovers - stay drunk (Funny Drunk Quotes) And then I realized nothing has changed in a thousand years (Funny Drunk Quotes) Did you go out last night? Maybe (Funny Drunk Quotes) Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober (Funny Drunk Quotes) Reminds me of drunk girls trying to pose for a picture (Funny Drunk Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Funny Drunk Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? (Funny Drunk Quotes) I didn’t text you - tequila did (Funny Drunk Quotes) Vodka diet. Lose 3 days in 1 week (Funny Drunk Quotes) Go home lightning, you’re drunk (Funny Drunk Quotes) My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee (Funny Drunk Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Funny Drunk Quotes) Go home bookshelf, you're drunk (Funny Drunk Quotes) Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Funny Drunk Quotes) In dog beers i've only had one (Funny Drunk Quotes) My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk (Funny Drunk Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Funny Drunk Quotes) Happy birthday dude! Blow out your wish and make a candle (Funny Drunk Quotes) Go home tree! You are drunk! (Funny Drunk Quotes) I’m not drunk. I’m sedated for my pain (Funny Drunk Quotes) Hangover cat rehydrates (Funny Drunk Quotes) Alcohol. Not for everyone (Funny Drunk Quotes) Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life (Funny Drunk Quotes) One drink and we go home. 5:45 AM (Funny Drunk Quotes) Here’s to blacking out! (Funny Drunk Quotes) This one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave (Funny Drunk Quotes)

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