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I think it’s kicking in  (Funny Drug Quotes) Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?  (Funny Drug Quotes) I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police  (Funny Drug Quotes) The day it was legalized  (Funny Drug Quotes) I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example  (Funny Drug Quotes) Dude... I am so high right now  (Funny Drug Quotes) Meth is a hell of a drug  (Funny Drug Quotes) That wasn’t my catnip! I was set up!!  (Funny Drug Quotes) Yo, kid, want some cat nip?  (Funny Drug Quotes) Cocaine, heroin, opium, morphine. We called that medicine  (Funny Drug Quotes) There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out  (Funny Drug Quotes) I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs  (Funny Drug Quotes) Is it safe to buy pot from strangers? They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot  (Funny Drug Quotes) Well, from this day forward, I Peter Griffin, will never drink again. Peter, what are you doing? Crack  (Funny Drug Quotes)